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{"type":"standard","title":"Reddish myzomela","displaytitle":"Reddish myzomela","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q31874717","titles":{"canonical":"Reddish_myzomela","normalized":"Reddish myzomela","display":"Reddish myzomela"},"pageid":68283478,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/Myzomela_erythrina_-_The_Birds_of_New_Guinea_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-Myzomela_erythrina_-_The_Birds_of_New_Guinea_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":185},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/Myzomela_erythrina_-_The_Birds_of_New_Guinea_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":3131,"height":1810},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1182213549","tid":"33dad481-750f-11ee-9780-749d8f4896ef","timestamp":"2023-10-27T21:24:25Z","description":"Species of bird","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddish_myzomela","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddish_myzomela?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddish_myzomela?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Reddish_myzomela"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddish_myzomela","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Reddish_myzomela","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reddish_myzomela?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Reddish_myzomela"}},"extract":"The reddish myzomela is a species of bird in the family Meliphagidae.\nIt is endemic to Papua New Guinea, where it is found on New Ireland and adjacent islands. Its natural habitats are subtropical or tropical moist lowland forests and subtropical or tropical moist montane forests.","extract_html":"
The reddish myzomela is a species of bird in the family Meliphagidae.\nIt is endemic to Papua New Guinea, where it is found on New Ireland and adjacent islands. Its natural habitats are subtropical or tropical moist lowland forests and subtropical or tropical moist montane forests.
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