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{"fact":"Cats should not be fed tuna exclusively, as it lacks taurine, an essential nutrient required for good feline health. Make sure you have the proper Pet supplies to keep your cat happy and healthy.","length":196}

{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

{"fact":"The Maine Coone is the only native American long haired breed.","length":62}

{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

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The Sidewalk Clock at 519 3rd Avenue was a historic cast-iron street clock located in the Kips Bay neighborhood of Manhattan in New York City. Installed in the early 20th century, it was one of several sidewalk clocks that once stood on the city's streets. The clock was listed on the National Register of Historic Places on April 18, 1985. As of at least 2011, the clock has been removed from its original location, though it remains listed on the National Register.

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LaFayette is a city in, and the county seat of, Walker County, Georgia, United States. As of the 2020 census, the city population was 6,888. It was founded as Chattooga.

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