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{"fact":"A tiger's stripes are like fingerprints","length":39}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
{"slip": { "id": 54, "advice": "The more ideas that you give away, the more ideas that will come to you."}}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 90, "advice": "Brush your teeth the moment you get up."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
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