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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}

{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}

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