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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}

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{"fact":"Neutering a cat extends its life span by two or three years.","length":60}

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{"fact":"In just seven years, a single pair of cats and their offspring could produce a staggering total of 420,000 kittens.","length":115}

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{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}

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